Friday, July 30, 2010

Double Tagged!

   Hi! I was tagged by these two witty and funny ladies, Mara of Be Like What  and Em of Myfingerstyping. You should check out their interesting, clever and amusing posts:-)

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    1.If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be and why? 

   I'd choose a different college course. Something that I really want like Literature or Psychology. But I was too undecided and lazy then, so I just went with whatever my mom suggested...and ended up with something I'm not totally into-design related. I feel I wasted college years by not taking it seriously. Copying notes. Paying my classmates to do my projects. Bribing my professors with gifts. Acting dumb and cutesy and just passing time thinking about stupid things like branded bags,makeup and cutting classes. Guilty as charged. I truly regret what I did. Shallowness to the nth level!*cringe*. 
                            school sucks

2.What's the best moment in your life?

   Have a lot! But mostly it's travelling to exotic places with my love ones.  Discovering unexplored places. Basking in all it's beauty. Aaaah priceless!

3.What do you miss from your childhood?

   Simple joys. Innocence. Child like wonder about life. The world was my playground. I was less jaded then. Now my mind's polluted. Haha!
                       boy girl jumping on bed

4.What's your favorite makeup brand?

   I love Benefit and its sassy and quirky packaging. It's really eyecatching and I just love their products. Been using them for years. 
                           Benefit makeup

5.What's your skincare must haves?

   Eye cream. Exfoliating soap, moisturizer and face mask.   

6.What's your go-to makeup?

   Concealer! for my Panda eyes. I can live without using other makeup except for this one!

7.What's the one thing you wish you could do but can't?

   I wish I can sing well. But I don't have the voice. My fantasy is to sing operatic songs like Sarah Brightman and receive a standing ovation. My dresser would be overflowing with flowers congratulating me on my splendid voice. Haha!  
                                  SARAH  BRIGHTMAN

8.What was your childhood dream and what happened to it? (Did you abandon it, are you working on it, or are you living the dream?)'

   Not yet. I have a secret dream of publishing something that will be a big hit. A la Sex and the City. Haha! Better to dream big than none at all!

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1. Do you wanna be the opposite sex for a day?Just out of curiosity?

   Yes! So I'd know how it feels like to have a weiner. It would be cool to write my name while peeing. I'd also like to court a girl and laugh my butt off as she tries to act all giggly and cutesy! I'm baaad! Good thing I became a girl or I'd be gay by now!
                            boy peeing

2. Do you wanna have a reality show and get your life filmed at least 3 times a week?

   No, privacy is still best for me. I don't want the whole world to know my skeletons. I have lots! Haha! The thought of complete strangers feasting about my stupidity and flaws is just unimaginable! My life would be a circus.

3. Do you think you can handle the Presidency job? (of a country of course, not the classroom presidency).

  No, I'd be a hypocrite if I say yes. I already have a lot of things to think about to even consider the country's whole problem. My brain will explode! So I'd leave it to those able and SANE people. Haha!
                            Bush Globe

4. Is there someone whose feelings you've hurt recently?

   Yes my loved ones. I don't like causing pain to them. I'd rather take it all in. But I'm always misunderstood :-(
                            SAD EMO/BROKEN HEART

5. What's your jologs attitude?

   I like watching Cinema One and laugh my ass off with those Classic Tagalog movies like "Inday Inday sa Balitaw" something or "Petrang Kabayo" haha major laughtrip coz the movie effects/ dialogues are so outdated and corny. Cheap pleasures:-)      
                            Cartoon TV

6. If you are allowed to change one thing from your physical feature, what would it be and why?

   My feet, I want it to look pretty, narrow and dainty. Not wide and squat like mine:-(

7. Have you ever felt jealous over a friend's success?

   Yes. But after awhile I start to feel happy for them. Haha! Makes me want to better myself even more.  

8. What's the wildest thing you've done as a teenager? and did your parents found out about it?
   By midnight, I'd put a long pillow on my bed and cover it with blankie so my parents will think it's me sleeping. Then I'd sneak out via window to meet up with friends and come back early morning. It went well for awhile until my 2 nosey sisters squealed on me! And I got the biggest lashing!

  Thats all folks! I tag everyone, those who wants to answer these interesting questions. Just let me know so I can go check it out too:-) hugs to everyone!


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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Maybelline Power Concealer & was Tagged!

   Hello peeps! I decided to do a double post today. So I tried making this one as short as possible so I won't bore you all to death.
Handy tube casing
Sponge tip applicator
Got the ivory shade
Swatch on my skin
Blends after awhile

   I bought this Maybelline Power Concealer just for the sake of buying. I know I don't need one coz i still have enough to last me for several years even if I get stranded in an island. But the intriguing mineral line was what got me to buy one. Was so curious about it's results!
So I'll give a quick rundown of my observations...

-covered my circles
-matte finish
-handy tube casing
-blends easily
-cheap drugstore product

-I wasn't impressed with its thick and grainy looking coverage
-didn't look natural on me
-not picture friendly, from black circles  it became white circles
-not longlasting

   Not the greatest product. Just don't expect too much from this concealer. You'll just get disappointed! I'll probably only use it when all the nice concealers in the world becomes extinct and I have no other choice. I didn't feel confident wearing it. In fact, I think it even highlighted my circles by making them look too light. It didn't even last til bedtime. Now, it's a grim reminder of my silly purchase. 

   But wait...I'd highly recommend this to all the bad girls. To all the bullies out there. Trust me, you will never see anything like this! This product will absolutely make you pretty. It will banish your circles and problems like magic. You'll have the loveliest eyes in town! And im sure you will love me even more after trying this gem. So what are you waiting for? Run to your nearest store before it's too late! ;-)
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  Hello there! I've been tagged by the sweet and lovely Carmen of Carmen's Lala-Land. 8 interesting questions here. Really had fun answering them:-)
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1. If you were exiled to a desert island, what 3 ITEMS would you take with you?
a. Gun- I'll use it to shoot animals 
           I can eat for meals
b. Hammock- so I can relax and sleep          
            all day 
c.. Diary- I need something to write my boredom away. 


2. If you were invisible for the day, what would you do?

   I'd rob a bank or steal stuffs from LV or Chanel...haha just kidding! Seriously I'd eavesdrop at the conversations of people I know, then I'd tell them right in their faces what I've heard. Bet the reactions would be priceless! 

                          bank rob anim

3. What's the most embarrassing situation you've found yourself in? and no, not something mild like 'i had lipstick teeth on a hot date'..I want proper dirt!

   One time I was out with my friends and I needed to go to the toilet badly. But we were stuck in heavy traffic. My facial expression was indescribable. Every second was complete agony. When I cannot hold it any longer, I got out of the car in the middle of the street and ran as fast as I can to the nearest gasoline station. My friends were all shocked! And our plan was cut short. But when you gotta go, you gotta go! 

                          running with scissors

4. What is your signature scent?

   Narciso Rodriguez. My man's ultimate favorite perfume on me. Such an irresistable and alluring scent!

                 Narciso Rodriguez for her perfume

5. What are your 5 favourite songs?

1. "Somewhere in Time"-piano version
     (makes me feel romantic & lost in 
2. "No Ordinary Morning"-Chicane
     (when I'm mad, I drive with this
      music loud. Makes me wanna ram
      my anger away!)
3. "Music of the Night"-Phantom of   
                    The Opera
     (makes me swoon and sigh!)   
4. "Peepshow"-50 Cent
     (my nasty&naughty song)
5. "There For Me"-Sarah Brightman
     (my feeling sentimental song)


6. If you could make a limited edition MAC collection, what would the theme be?

   Diamonds and black lace would be sexy. 

                    Black Lace & Diamonds

7. Where would you like to be 10 years from now?

   Married with 2 kids. Watching fireworks! White picket-fence house. Poodles running around the garden. Husband giving me the best back massage. Me wearing pearls while having afternoon tea parties with my ladies. Hehe!
                        July 4th Fireworks Night Multicolor Family Group Watch Watching Happy Emoticon Emoticons Animated Animation Animations Gif

8. What makes you smile?

   Waking up beside Mr G. Knowing that he loves me too warms my heart. Better than a hot cup of cappuccino;-)

My questions would be:

1. Would you consider having plastic surgery when you start having  wrinkles?
2. Where's your fantasy date?
3. Name the countries you'd like to       visit? 
4. What would you do if you won 1million dollars?
5. If you could ask a genie for 3 wishes what would they be?
6. What's are your pet peeves?
7. What makeup product can't you live without?
8. Who inspires you?

And the WITTY tag-ees are:


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Saturday, July 24, 2010

To Snag A Vampire

*First of, Peace to all Twilight and vampire lovers, this is all just for fun. Cheers!*


   The movie "Twilight " has started a whole new vampire phenomenon. People talk about it. Women like it. The boyfriends hate it. Not to mention the goo-goo eyed schoolgirls drooling over Edward carrying "MARRY ME!!!" placards, wearing Team Edward shirts while shrieking "OMG! He's sooo cute! the hottest thing ever!". 

   The main character doesn't even possess the traits of a traditional vampire coz he can walk in the sun...sparkles! and prefers animals over humans. Wow! He certainly defies vampire logic. Glowing and softhearted. Totally unheard of! Yet millions of lovesick pre-pubescent teens and women obsess over him. And the world was never the same again...

   I'm not into this whole vampire frenzy coz I simply don't care. But since I find it quite an interesting topic I decided to write something about these fascinating creatures...
twilight,fans apocalypse
   The word vampire denotes dark underworld entities known to kill humans by sucking their blood. But why oh why are they often depicted as these hot gorgeous creatures roaming the earth at night? 

   Their mesmerizing eyes, chiseled faces and irresistable charms can hypnotize you til' you drop your panties. Gosh! if all those vampires looks like Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt or Robert Pattinson, then the earth will be filled with the stench of rotting female corpses piled on top of the other. 
   These women would gladly offer their necks and beg those sexy fangs to suck em' dry. Why not? You'd rather succumb to a lovely beast, than be ravaged by homely earthling gorillas. At least when you die, you'll die in ecstacy. A bloody and kinky fetish! A tempting fantasy!

                            Armand,Anne Rice,book,movie,vampire,hot guy,bite,blood,creepy,girl,blond,boy,feeding,sexy,dark,Interview With A Vampire,Marius,Armaneo,Russian,Paris

So how's it like to have them for lovers?

Hmm...Let us count the ways:
*Drumroll please*
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1. They don't grow old

                   twilight spoof 

Pros: They look eternally young. You'll always wake up a giggly girl to his preserved youth. Forever a hunk. Saves cash on his Botox needs and other reconstructive surgeries.

Cons: You will look like his grandmother on the day you celebrate your golden wedding anniversary. You'll feel old, ugly and wrinkly. You'll get freaking jealous of the younger crowd. Then you'll get depressed and kill yourself.

2. They don't get fat

Pros: Have you ever seen a fat vampire? I don't think so! Blood, their elixir of life is non-fattening. So no risk of high cholesterol or stroke. Restaurants and fastfoods will be a thing of the past. No more junks. No more pigouts. Plenty of savings! You will lose weight with their lifestyle. They're fit and lean so no jingly-dangly beer bellies, no fat ass and you'll never hear that libido killer sound of fats plopping on your skin during sex. 

Cons: Unless you dont gag, you will have to get accustomed to the sight of entrails( heart/ liver) and blood juice inside the fridge. You also have to be vigilant in recruiting blood donors to sustain them. Dont forget, without blood no erection, and without erection no sex life! Got it? And it can be a heartbreaking task as you sacrifice your friends, families or beloved pets one by one for the sake of true love.  

3. They are afraid of sunlight

          dracula coffin

Pros: With the exception of Edward who only shines during daylight, majority of vampires hates the sun. Which is good coz they will never get sunburns or skin cancer. Their casket beds protects their pale alabaster skins from the sun's harmful UV rays. You'll also have plenty of time to spare while waiting for them to wake up. You can now finish your long overdue cross-stitch and scrapbook. And dont forget since they sleep all day, you can party with them all night!
*Bonus points if you're the cheating type, you can schedule your trysts during daytime* 

Cons: Forget about having those day trips, sunbathings or morning dates. They'll either die or sparkle in broad daylight. And people will be frightened to see freaks in public places. An angry mob of townspeople might gather, put them on a stake and burn them alive. So in order to fully protect them, you'll have to learn to go solo-flight.         

4. They have supernatural powers

          twilight spoof

Pros: Sounds cool eh? Their acrobatic stunts will stun and thrill you to no end. They can effortlessly piggyback you to the top of the tree even if you weigh 300 pounds. They appear/disappear in a blink of an eye. They can shape-shift into wolves or bats. You can earn money from them by letting them join the circus. Or even better, ask them to rob banks. No need to work. You can be as lazy as you like for the rest of your life.     

Cons: Say goodbye to privacy. They can follow you anywhere you go. No more secrets, no more excuses. You're stuck with them forever. You cannot breakup, divorce nor's hard to kill them coz they'll KNOW, or else they'll appear and you will DISAPPEAR forever! 

5. They are mysterious 

             twilight is trash,twilight parody

Pros: They watch you sleep everyday. Will love you even if you snore and drool with your mouth wide open. Will even  die for you. And a virgin at that! Which means no STD's or genital diseases. They'll blow your mind with their cryptic words and groovy moves. Just the thought of them will give you multiple orgasms even without touching yourself!     

Cons: They are actually hundred year old creepy pedophiles disguised as teens who likes to stalk girls in their rooms. They are manipulative, controlling, suicidal and obsessive. Signs of a psychopath. And you're not even sure if they're lusting over your flesh coz they might just be after your innards, aorta and blood. Remember, they are still cannibals afterall! No matter how they claim they don't drink human blood, you can never be too sure...  

6. They live forever


Pros: They are immortal. They can marry your daughter. And your daughter's daughter. They can support your kids even when you're dead. Heck! they can even become vampires themselves. Then you won't have to worry about their insurance, hospital bills or funeral arrangements. You just need one, your own! Saves a lot of money. You can now buy that Hermes bag you've long been dreaming of. And your legacy will last forever...

Cons: Can be incestuous. Not for the conservative and jealous types. Be prepared to have ZERO pride and swallow all the disgusting things that may occur, ala Jerry Springer. When you fight, you can't threaten them "I'll kill you!" coz they won't take you seriously. They'll just laugh Bwaha-ha-ha-ha!   

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   It would seem bloody cool to have perfect boyfriends like that. Handsome, lovey-dovey, overly protective and have magical powers. All your girlfriends will be green with envy. Your popularity will soar! Your rivals will bow and kiss your feet. Your enemies will be scared...and will kiss your feet too.    
                          rawr fear my glitter   
   But sadly, there's no such thing as Edward who's so perfect he sparkles and shits "daisies". Only real-life dudes who farts and poops like the rest of us. Who smokes, stinks and cheats. Who whines, curses, grows old, gets wrinkles, goes bald, gets fat, uses false teeth, have arthritis and die of senility. The closest versions you can ever have of these amazing vampires can be found in mental institutions and jails TIED to their very own beds.  
                            (man he\'s ugly)
   These fictional characters only leads naive young girls to disappointment when they meet the real thing. They set ridiculously high-standards no sane man or normal guy can ever achieve. These poor women will save their precious virginity waiting for a nonexistent "Edward" until the ripe old age of 90 when even monkeys won't dare screw them anymore. 
Twilight Fans
   Its alright to fantasize about them. After all they are just fantasies. Period. But to wish for men to act like Edward makes me gag. They are just figments of imagination. Inks in a book. Entertainment. Plain fiction. Basically vampires are just a bunch of jumbled words created by bored but talented writers to milk some moolah from also bored but hopeless romantic readers.
                    rob schneider
   It makes me wonder, what if they cast Rob Schneider instead of Rob Pattinson, will the girls still shriek with delight? Will the lines..."And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..." or "You're intoxicated by my very presence." and "Do I dazzle you" still sound as romantic and sweet? Will young girls still swoon at the thought of Schneider watching them sleep...they'll just call the cops! Will women still drop their panties?...they'll just shout "RAPE!"  

   Then no one will bother and "Twilight" will become obsolete like one of those comedy B-movies alongside the likes of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "Earth vs the Spider". And the world will go back to its pre-pandemonium state. The guys will regain their egos. The girls will reclaim their sanity. Everything would be normal. No more "Why can't you be like" lines. No more imaginary boyfriends. No more illusions. No more lies...  

But the vampires lives on...Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

          Killer Weekend